Father of the Groom – Excerpt


Now David – the advice my dad gave me

Relates to women’s perception of time

When they say “ 10 minutes” - turn on the TV

Something lasting an hour should be fine!


And always remember the old adage

Never go to bed on a row

Sort it all out before you sleep

And forgive each other somehow


Penny, - keep smiling whatever you do -

And things will turn out fine

I know that David will take good care of you –

  • - Ladies & Gentlemen –

- A Toast -

- To My new daughter –

Penny Ryan ”